| Sports fulfill numerous psychological functions and | | | | encounter manifold situations; augment their coping |
| needs. | | | | strategies; and personally grow and develop. |
| The love of - nay, addiction to - competitive and | | | | 4. Reversibility |
| solitary sports cuts across all social-economic strata | | | | In sports, there is always a second chance, often |
| and throughout all the demographics. Whether as a | | | | denied us by Life and nature. No loss is permanent |
| passive consumer (spectator), a fan, or as a | | | | and crippling; no defeat is insurmountable and |
| participant and practitioner, everyone enjoys one | | | | irreversible. Reversal is but a temporary condition, not |
| form of sport or another. Wherefrom this universal | | | | the antechamber to annihilation. Safe in this certainty, |
| propensity? | | | | sportsmen and spectators dare, experiment, venture |
| Sports cater to multiple psychological and physiological | | | | out, and explore. A sense of adventure permeates all |
| deep-set needs. In this they are unique: no other | | | | sports and, with few exceptions, it is rarely |
| activity responds as do sports to so many | | | | accompanied by impending doom or the exorbitant |
| dimensions of one's person, both emotional, and | | | | proverbial price-tag. |
| physical. But, on a deeper level, sports provide more | | | | 5. Belonging |
| than instant gratification of primal (or base, depending | | | | Nothing like sports to encourage a sense of |
| on one's point of view) instincts, such as the urge to | | | | belonging, togetherness, and we-ness. Sports involve |
| compete and to dominate. | | | | teamwork; a meeting of minds; negotiation and |
| 1. Vindication | | | | bartering; strategic games; bonding; and the |
| Sports, both competitive and solitary, are morality | | | | narcissism of small differences (when we reserve our |
| plays. The athlete confronts other sportspersons, or | | | | most virulent emotions — aggression, hatred, |
| nature, or his (her) own limitations. Winning or | | | | envy — towards those who resemble us the |
| overcoming these hurdles is interpreted to be the | | | | most: the fans of the opposing team, for instance). |
| triumph of good over evil, superior over inferior, the | | | | Sports, like other addictions, also provide their |
| best over merely adequate, merit over patronage. It | | | | proponents and participants with an "exo-skeleton": a |
| is a vindication of the principles of quotidian-religious | | | | sense of meaning; a schedule of events; a regime of |
| morality: efforts are rewarded; determination yields | | | | training; rites, rituals, and ceremonies; uniforms and |
| achievement; quality is on top; justice is done. | | | | insignia. It imbues an otherwise chaotic and |
| 2. Predictability | | | | purposeless life with a sense of mission and with a |
| The world is riven by seemingly random acts of | | | | direction. |
| terror; replete with inane behavior; governed by | | | | 6. Narcissistic Gratification (Narcissistic Supply) |
| uncontrollable impulses; and devoid of meaning. Sports | | | | It takes years to become a medical doctor and |
| are rule-based. Theirs is a predictable universe where | | | | decades to win a prize or award in academe. It |
| umpires largely implement impersonal, yet just | | | | requires intelligence, perseverance, and an inordinate |
| principles. Sports is about how the world should have | | | | amount of effort. One's status as an author or |
| been (and, regrettably, isn't). It is a safe delusion; a | | | | scientist reflects a potent cocktail of natural |
| comfort zone; a promise and a demonstration that | | | | endowments and hard labour. |
| humans are capable of engendering a utopia. | | | | It is far less onerous for a sports fan to acquire and |
| 3. Simulation | | | | claim expertise and thus inspire awe in his listeners |
| That is not to say that sports are sterile or irrelevant | | | | and gain the respect of his peers. The fan may be an |
| to our daily lives. On the very contrary. They are an | | | | utter failure in other spheres of life, but he or she |
| encapsulation and a simulation of Life: they | | | | can still stake a claim to adulation and admiration by |
| incorporate conflict and drama, teamwork and | | | | virtue of their fount of sports trivia and narrative |
| striving, personal struggle and communal strife, | | | | skills. |
| winning and losing. Sports foster learning in a safe | | | | Sports therefore provide a shortcut to |
| environment. Better be defeated in a football match | | | | accomplishment and its rewards. As most sports are |
| or on the tennis court than lose your life on the | | | | uncomplicated affairs, the barrier to entry is low. |
| battlefield. | | | | Sports are great equalizers: one's status outside the |
| The contestants are not the only ones to benefit. | | | | arena, the field, or the court is irrelevant. One's |
| From their detached, safe, and isolated perches, | | | | standing is really determined by one's degree of |
| observers of sports games, however vicariously, | | | | obsession. |
| enhance their trove of experiences; learn new skills; | | | | |